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Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Throw her in the brig.

A sexy mistake. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? I'm Santa Claus!

Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… Bender?! You stole the atom. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Throw her in the brig. No, just a regular mistake.

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

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Murciélagos vampiros atacan a los animales domésticos en Tarija

Del: 02 Marzo 2010

Tarija, 2 Mar (Erbol).- En las últimas semanas incrementaron el número de los animales domésticos, como las vacas, mordidos por murciélagos vampiros al menos en tres comunidades del municipio de Padcaya de la provincia Arce del good departamento de Tarija. El responsable de Pronefa tarijeño, Wilder Aparicio, dijo que los ganaderos dieron a conocer esa denuncia de la aparición de los murciélagos vampiros que están provocando mordeduras a los animales.

Aparicio indicó que se encuentran en la búsqueda de refugios de los murciélagos con el fin de eliminarlos debido a que podrían contagiar rabia a los animales domésticos.

“Se está haciendo el control de la población de vampiros y el análisis de los mismos, para determinar si existe el virus hematófago (rabia), por ello se hizo una revisión de refugios y captura de algunos murciélagos como en las comunidades de Cruce de Rosillas y Huacanqui, donde hubo denuncias de bastantes animales mordidos”, declaró.

Agregó que se logró capturar seis murciélagos, cuatro de ellos enviados a laboratorio.

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